Conclusive proof of global cooling: I went outside and it was kinda chilly

The scientists would like you to believe that averages work using math. Accordingly, having an especially brutal and cold winter here means that some other place must be experiencing especially warm weather. Or worse... a cold winter now means that the summer is going to be brutally hot. (Better the former, I guess... we all know that global warming is fake but if some other people over there get a little hot I'm okay with that.)

Otherwise, the global average temperature would change a lot more than it has been. Average yearly global temperatures change only very gradually over a long time (and they appear to be going down, despite the occasionally new record high set every few years recently and the general yearly increase in average temperature).

However, I don't think the scientists' logic adds up. Think about it. If cold temperatures now mean it's going to be hot elsewhere (or elsewhen), then hot temperatures mean it's gotta be cold somewhere else. And if as the Warmunists keep whining about the global temperature is going to get so hot that you can't even walk outside without exploding in a huge fusion reaction where even your quarks and muons melt from the intense heat, everywhere, then what that means is that it's going to get really pretty damn cold everywhere else!

I don't know about you, but "everywhere else" kinda sounds like where I live. It kinda sounds like the global area where I live. And as far as I can tell, we're in for some pretty bad global cooling.

If the winters are this cold, how cold might the summers get? Should we be worrying about the air freezing and turning to a big solid atmospheric cement come July?

Probably.

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